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Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.
by ColinHammer December 4, 2024
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Nepalese Mud-Missle

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry
by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024
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F-mud

F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2022
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Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014
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Mud Butter

A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.
I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.
by 01101001110 September 26, 2023
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F-mud

Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.
You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud
by Sexydimma December 15, 2022
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Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee
Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee
by fansile March 26, 2020
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