free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003

Free-diculous

When you get something for free- and it's ridiculous! Can be anything that is free but you find value in it. Could be something stupid like a set of stress balls that look like boobs that you'd win as a door prize.

Val: Did you get that free t shirt with sexual undertones from our vendor??
Scott: Yes! What were they thinking??
Val: I have no clue- but it's free-diculous and I like it!

by Val the Great January 11, 2013

Free Boobin'

When a female lays around with no breast supporting device on. Similar to the male version known as free balling.

"When I get home today, i'm going to take my bra off and just be free boobin' the day away"- Anonymous Mo

by QuesoPeso211 September 29, 2012

Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.

Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!

by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

Free-labin'

The state or act of a female not wearing underwear

It's so comfortable to wear my sweatpants when I'm free-labin'

by Bryan525 February 26, 2011

free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

by Enestate October 14, 2011