Cheese Wizard

The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.

That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

penis cheese

Cheese hanging from a man's penis.

Yuck his penis cheese is yellow.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

lip cheese

A pasty, white substance that forms in the corners of one's mouth after exercising...

Adam knew he had met the girl of his dreams, but the only thing holding him back from marrying her was her severe case of lip cheese...

by Adam Montgomery Henry September 18, 2008

Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012

Dick Cheese

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................

by Batifly February 21, 2011

Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

by BigWang May 7, 2003

eat cheese on

where u stick a slice of cheese in a ass and eat it

i eat cheese on tim last night.

by jhkjh September 30, 2006