cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 15, 2005

cheese wheel

A short fat dick. reference Ron White.

She wants my cheese wheel.

by Joshinak August 22, 2006

Cheese Wheel

Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.

We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.

by Ryo_slide December 2, 2008

The Cheese Wheel

When a girl licks the “cheese” out of a guys foreskin with her tongue in a circular motion.

Dude last night Ashley gave me the cheese wheel

by ABendyGamer November 10, 2021

cheese wheel

1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.

2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.

1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."

2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."

by gChinkin October 1, 2008

cheese wheel

a round wheel of cheesy awesomeness.

girl: hmm, im hungry.

guy: u should eat a cheese wheel!

by kolfan June 20, 2009

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020