The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
by anonymous February 6, 2024
Get the Mutual wank day. 7th February mug.An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 9, 2022
Get the wank in church mug.when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wank mug.When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
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Get the WANK mug.The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.
I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
by xyz1999 October 1, 2020
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