Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

Fuck on call

calling someone then telling them that their fucked up!
or
tripping someone up on call!

man im gonna fuck on call jared.

by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 24, 2020

fuck knight

-Noun

A fuck knight is a man who is generally the polar oposite of a fuck boy. He possesses a chiverous nature, a ladies first additufe and will treat you right. It also goes without saying he is a sex God.

God turns out billy is a real fuck knight, good to one in a sea of fuck boys

by fgjfgjfjgfjj December 16, 2015

Gaggle fucking

When a group of people are grouped too close together, like a gaggle of fucks. commonly used in the game insurgency sandstorm.

Stop Gaggle fucking and spread out, we don’t need to get wiped out in one go!

by Pizza_king69 January 25, 2023

that fucking thing

when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead

Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?

by aleeshe May 21, 2020

Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

Destination Fucked

When your on a roof drinking beer being a dickhead, than you try be Tony Hawk only to fall on ass, while a little fuck gives you the finger, a fire to your right and a fat pig just being a pig in the background.

when Ozzy Man Reviews says your in destination fucked your there

by i just wanted 2 November 29, 2018