West Texas Massage 

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

West Texas Massage by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010

SouthWest Texas State 

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.

Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

SouthWest Texas State by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Bellville, Texas

A small little town hardly any ppl have heard of that has way 2 much drama and 2 many sluts!!! is so small doesnt have a mcdonalds or any fast food resteraunt other than DQ and Sonic. Place where no one wants 2 live cuz its boring as hell!!
biggest rivals of sealy texas hates sealy with a passion.

Hey i live in bellville, Texas.
whats that?

-_- sealy.
hey did u hear bout that podunk town called Bellvilkle?
no what happened?
the whole freshman class got pregnent/a std.
hey person from Bellville wat do u have 2 do here?
nothing its boring as hell.
oh i know what we can do lets go defile sealy turf or do donuts inh some one s feild.

Bellville, Texas by Crazy__baby! December 16, 2010

lubbock, texas 

the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!

sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.

this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!

texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.

new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.

texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!

new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.

lubbock, texas=shit

lubbock, texas by ccc18 August 26, 2010

west texas hoedown 

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities

"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"

west texas hoedown by Mister.H May 7, 2015

typhoon texas 

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

typhoon texas by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

Triple Texas Twister 

When a male is giving oral to a female and uses 3 fingers in a pumping motion while twisting.

You know dawg just gave her the good ol' Triple Texas Twister last night

Triple Texas Twister by lilbitchjj08 December 1, 2018