puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

tit reel

a form of torture inflicted on a woman tits, when you tie leather or strig around some tits and pull really hard.

can also be used in sex.

woman: tit reel me, daddy
man: yes maam

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

tit bits

Small bits of food fallen into a ladies cleavage which could potentially provide a little snack for later.

Mary was scoffing crisps during the film, which meant loads of tit bits in bed later 🥰

by Booooooo00000oom June 12, 2021

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015