Surpricey

Surprisingly pricey

Green grapes are surpricey

by lil@arch November 23, 2023

surpricey

Surprisingly pricey

The tomatoes are sorta surpricey

by lil@arch November 24, 2023

surpricey!

Surprisingly pricey

The potatoes are surpricey!!

by lil@arch November 25, 2023

sooku surprize

the attempt to fart on a friends face while they sleep but accedentaly spackle it with a shitty spray.

TROYLEE: dude i tried to fart on my buddys face yesterday when he passed out drunk, and i accedentaly sprayed him with a little shit! hahaha i gave him a fuckin sooku surprize!
BURGER SHAQ BOSS: get the fuck back to work you freaky piece of shit!

by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow

Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise

by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014

sandy suprise

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her

Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.

by Islamicllamas March 27, 2016

Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016