nice guys finish last

Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.

Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."

by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016

i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')

"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"

by president osama August 6, 2011

real nice shortay

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.

Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay

by Matt Fen April 26, 2004

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Thunder Chunky July 2, 2008

Mr. Nice Guy

Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.

She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!

by Berg121 April 28, 2008

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

Nick

The name Nick can mean different things for different kinds of Nicks, you know!? There's just so many out there! A lot of Nick's are players and they get all the girls, but some Nick's are that really funny guy whos really chill and are always there for you. Nick can be a very complicated guy even if he doesn't look like it or feel like it. If you don't have a Nick in your life yet then you might want to find one, or you might want to if your a girl, unless you want a player but you might be lucky and get a cool Nick like me! But Nick can be confusing sometimes he's nice and funny with you and is always there for you but sometimes he just isn't there and he's more of a player Nick it might take awhile for him to change sometimes. Just wait it out till it feels right to talk to him again or for the first time, this is for guys and gurls in this situation.

Damn! That Nick is such a player boi!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!

by Nightstar1o1 November 22, 2016