Golden Parachute 

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

Golden Parachute by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

goldigger 

a goldigger is someone who looks for captain save a ho first thing goldigger may ask if they have a job. goldiggers commonly are proud to call themselves goldie attempting to get their fake extensions and nails paid for by captain save a ho

goldigger looks at captain save a ho like they have them in check and expects to get their bills paid

goldigger by Clinton Ziza Smith May 26, 2006

Golden Baby 

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a golden baby with your amazingly hard ass dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!!!

Golden Baby by happybum77 March 27, 2008

golden talleywackers 

Golden Tallywackers refer to the scoring system of bocce ball.

Wow, thats worth a whopping 2 golden tallywackers, bocce good throw!

golden talleywackers by luckypotatoes August 3, 2005

Golden bear 

The act of peeing on a very large and hairy man.

Jeff just received a golden bear from Sally.

Golden bear by Thor09 January 25, 2007

Golden Gordon 

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

Golden Gordon by Mitch September 2, 2004

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge 

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.

Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006