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Crayolagram 

(noun)

1. A hastily or sloppily drawn diagram or schematic, often drawn with brightly colored crayons, that attempts to explain or outline a sophisticated concept. Often seen as a result of small children attempting to explain some implausible device or plan, or as a result of adults who are in a hurry.

2. A letter or card whose message is written in crayon. Often the result of the writer's inability or disinterest in finding a pen or a pencil.
1. Junior made a crayolagram for his school project.

2. "Hey, I got your crayolagram. I liked the...bright colors."
Crayolagram by magzillas January 21, 2010
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Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.
Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!
Purple Crayon by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010
The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
Craypot by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013

CrayGhetto

A new styling of colors by Crayola, in which they are targeting young Ghetto children with the colors: Pimpin' Purple, Orange Bitch!, Ghetto Green, Pop Tha Colla Pink, Boozie Brown, Hell'o Yellow, Crip Blue, Blood Red, and many many more.
Teacher, Teacher! I need the Orange Bitch! CrayGhetto Crayola please!
CrayGhetto by Mark Yankovich September 3, 2007

36 crazyfists 

The best mofuckin band in alaska..kicks total fuckin ass....brock lindow is a hot sexy man ..anyone who doesnt like 36 crazyfists can go fuck there mothers..and daddys
if you dont like 36 crazyfists your a dumb motherfucker
36 crazyfists by cala March 9, 2005

Pink Crayon 

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!
Pink Crayon by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009
A way of over exagerating the word "Crazy" said like this "Ca-ray-zee"

Also used when a person called Cara does somthing Crazy so the name "Cara" get intergrated into the word "crazy"
"Dude that was Carazy"
"Cara you are Carazy"
Carazy by Flynt90 December 9, 2008