to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.

OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.

by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024

Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017