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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
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Waffling

A form of handholding where the fingers are interlocking
Rob and Amanda were caught waffling together at the movies
by Ramda149 February 11, 2023
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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern
They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.
by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025
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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.
Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?
by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025
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