Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound

I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night

by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025

Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.

What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”

by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025

Wank

The collective noun for a group of cyclists.

I went to the coffee shop, but it was overfilled with a wank of cyclists

by TMarts75 December 29, 2024

Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

by Smokaloca March 19, 2011