Damnit, I knew if i didn't pay attetion I was gonna have to go to summer school wake up early to see those fucking teachers that hated me so much..
by Shoobywoowooooo June 09, 2005
A post-secondary alternative to college or university. Trade school is often a two-year degree with small classes and hands on training. This is achieved by rolling admission and allows for excellent student/teacher ratios.
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
Guy: Jeff just graduated from trade school and makes good money as an auto mechanic.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
by Indomitable798 October 03, 2010
Going in-
Sound's fucked up, but how hard can two years be?
First week-
WHAT DID I DO WITH THE PAPER WITH MY LOCKER COMBO ON IT!? WHERE'S THE NEXT CLASS!? WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DETENTIONS!?!?
Next few months-
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I don't like Ke$ha. Who the fuck cares?
At the end of the first school year-
FINALLY!
Going in again-
Last year was bad, but I can survive another year.
First week of 8th-
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? YOU LEAVE ME CUZ I DON'T LISTEN TO ENOUGH HIP HOP!? AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?!?
Next few months-
Get me the Hell out of here.
Going out-
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN JUMP ONTO A SKYSCRAPER! I CAN- oh, fuck, High School.
Sound's fucked up, but how hard can two years be?
First week-
WHAT DID I DO WITH THE PAPER WITH MY LOCKER COMBO ON IT!? WHERE'S THE NEXT CLASS!? WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DETENTIONS!?!?
Next few months-
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I don't like Ke$ha. Who the fuck cares?
At the end of the first school year-
FINALLY!
Going in again-
Last year was bad, but I can survive another year.
First week of 8th-
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? YOU LEAVE ME CUZ I DON'T LISTEN TO ENOUGH HIP HOP!? AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?!?
Next few months-
Get me the Hell out of here.
Going out-
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN JUMP ONTO A SKYSCRAPER! I CAN- oh, fuck, High School.
by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010
HELL.
A place you go to get your heart broken, dreams crushed, and are surrounded by FAKES. Basically you'll want to commit suicide. FUN.
6th Grade- Your short and a nerd and all the other grades make fun of you because thats what happened to them.
7th Grade- Still nerdy, but you are starting to find yourself but tend to become MAJORLY deppressed during this time.
8th Grade- BEST YEAR. You're the oldest and even though you still have shit going on, you find out whos fake and who your real friends are and are actually happy.
A place you go to get your heart broken, dreams crushed, and are surrounded by FAKES. Basically you'll want to commit suicide. FUN.
6th Grade- Your short and a nerd and all the other grades make fun of you because thats what happened to them.
7th Grade- Still nerdy, but you are starting to find yourself but tend to become MAJORLY deppressed during this time.
8th Grade- BEST YEAR. You're the oldest and even though you still have shit going on, you find out whos fake and who your real friends are and are actually happy.
by tisismebitches July 14, 2009
A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.
1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores.
2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.
2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
1. Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.
2. adj. Prudish
3. adj. Totally naïve.
2. adj. Prudish
3. adj. Totally naïve.
Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about.
by Downstrike September 28, 2004
There’s bare chavs that think they’re bad because they wear scarfs in lesson. One to three fights every week. Everyone there’s fake and no one likes each other but the teachers know how to teach at least. It’s a very segregated school, we have a whole asian corner, blacks mainly chat to the blacks only. The classrooms are ugly but the outside of the school is nice. We have bare windows. A lot of bait people have been to this school and Jorja Smiths brother went here.Lol
by MadTingRightDerrr December 11, 2019