Thomas

The best man that has ever lived. once you get him never let him go. he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. thomas is creative, funny, and a gamer. hes also a romantic who will want to do many things for you.

thomas swept me into his arms. ily thomas. <3

by your local fictiophile March 1, 2021

Thomas Goodwin

Thomas Goodwin is a person known for his eccentric and flamboyant personality. He possesses an extraordinary ability to captivate a room with his energetic dance moves, including the "thug" and "rumpshaker." While his dancing may be unconventional, you also need to remember that he uses it to lure in and catch his prey such as Brodys mother

Did you see Thomas Goodwin move last night man??

Yeah it was wild

by Northern Hogsucker June 5, 2023

Thomas Gibbs

Thomas is a dude in the corps and he is also a very dumb pledge and outside of being a pledge and being a dude in the corps Thomas does not do too much. He struggles with time management and constantly is trying to be in 45 different places at one time when in reality he sucks at making all 45 commitments that he previously made. He is also quite incompetent at laying down pipe.

Man that dude is such a Thomas Gibbs!

by ashhhturd October 27, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days

jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you”

by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021

The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.

Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

by liitlewomen November 23, 2021