Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 18, 2019

White sock black sock

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on

by Dadontayte April 27, 2021

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019

Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025