Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.

Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"

by Bumtickles July 6, 2016