virginal wanker 

A looser who is teased by his mates for not knowing his way around a woman's pussy.

Mate: Did you go down on her?

Looser : I touched it but something smelled, what was that?

Mate: Your a fucking virginal wanker

virginal wanker by Bzjohnny October 17, 2009

suds'd up wacker 

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

suds'd up wacker by Doug W. February 13, 2008

Waller 

One who eats pussy/vagina/cunt/hoohah/hatchet wound/no-no fun spot/clit all of the time.

After wallering 4,000 women, he was left with a salty ring around his mouth.

Waller by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

waller 

to be pummeled; only for use in west virginia!

kerie got wallered after a drunken fight

waller by kay tay numba 1 September 15, 2005

Wacker 

A black dude who wants to be a cracker.

Look at that wacker. He's too good to live in the hood. Talks like a nerd, walks like a nerd and wearing dockers?!!?

Wacker by Fukinawork January 4, 2011

Wanker 

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

Wanker by mook December 24, 2004

wanker 

a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

wanker by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006