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Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist 

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

fuckin french toast 

something that is eaten when drunk.
Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

Canadian French Fry

This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.
Canadian French Fry by Gonzoe June 30, 2011

Common French L 

A slag, used to describe any loss that France experiences, mostly related to ww2, when they surrendered to Germany
Hey dude, France lost the world cup to Germany again.
"Hell, if that's the only time they lost anything to Germany"
"Common French L"
Common French L by Luchezarionne October 1, 2022

alex french 

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl
Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute
alex french by Urmomgay4 December 1, 2019

what the French

WHAT THE FRENCH.
Term invented in the underground Boston society.
usually used by anti-french people in a non-swearing atmosphere.
easy to use and relieves the anger against French people.


"What the French is going on in this place?"

"What the French am I supposed to do to get an A in accounting?"
what the French by axoule January 26, 2009