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Easter ass whooping

The beating you catch or deliver on Easter Sunday Considered especially severe because it happens on a holy day usually right after church while somebody is still in their good clothes and dress shoes
The circumstances alone make it worse You’re already dressed up family is watching, and the Lord is a witness. If you threw hands on Easter, you either had a very good reason or absolutely no self-control.
“He tried me at the family cookout on Easter. Gave him an Easter ass whooping right there in the yard with my tie still on.”
by Beautifuljoycee March 31, 2026
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Eated

A new made up word by someone who "eated" something
I eated it all
by maddzzz06 March 19, 2025
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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easter bussy

bussy… easter bussy… brings cheeks… and glory…
by easterbusysssys April 26, 2025
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Easter Show Bags

Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.

The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.

Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.
Nice Easter show bags at the beach today.
OR
Check out the bags, shows bags, but still good.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
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Eastern Seaboard

When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"
The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port.
by B. Just B. August 6, 2025
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Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser
That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.
by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025
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