Kit-can't 

Someone who doesn't know how to properly eat a kit-kat. It usually refers to people who bite directly into the kit-kat instead of breaking it apart.

I saw Todd eating a kit-kat yesterday; I didn't know he's a kit-can't.

Kit-can't by I am Queen Bitch June 11, 2016

vertical can salute 

When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).

1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?

vertical can salute by Barnhill_AM November 12, 2016

crusher can 

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

crusher can by Fluxcore December 13, 2017

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

febreeze can by Colton R April 22, 2018

but can it do this? 

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

but can it do this? by uhh may January 21, 2018

i can't 

what people say when they can do something

Trump: I can't bomb Russia.
Guy: Rip Russia.

i can't by lazarbeamsfan11 February 25, 2019

Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do

Ugh she’s such a paint can

Paint can by Paint can May 28, 2019