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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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Dog bowl

A sexual act where a woman lays naked on the floor with her ass in the air and her partner eats her asshole out like a dog eating from a bowl
by Islesfan02 April 8, 2025
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Dirty Bowl

When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
"I'll give you a dirty bowl."
by 1temp1 December 4, 2017
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Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023
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Bowl Van Gogh

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023
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Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.
Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".
by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021
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Super bowl

Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win
Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats
by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019
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