A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.
Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.
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Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
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Get the Shower mug.Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.
Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.
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