The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

The Librarian's Touch by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

Neptune’s touch 

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

Neptune’s touch by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Mississippi taint touch 

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!

Mississippi taint touch by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Mississippi taint touch 

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

Mississippi taint touch by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

Satan's touch by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu 

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

The Benta Touch 

When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.

Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”

Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”

*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*

Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch

The Benta Touch by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023