Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

The law of "Good Will Hunting"

States that if an argument arises when discussing a certain actor's best movie, if said actor appeared in the movie "Good Will Hunting," the argument is over and "Good Will Hunting" is the best movie that actor appeared in

Idiot - Ben Affleck's best movie is Argo.

Intelligent Person - Ha! Nope, it's Good Will Hunting! The law of "Good Will Hunting" states I'm correct!

by Booz August 11, 2014

Unwritten Law of School

When the bell rings, you must speak to the peer sitting next to you.

RIIIING!!! "Yah I know! My grandparents live in New York!" "No way! My cousin lives in Kansas" "OMG I love the Wizard of Oz!" "Thank goodness for the Unwritten Law of School!"

by Kennedy Middle September 21, 2011

Liberty Marie Law

A flirtatious girl. She often tells other people secretes. She seems trustworthy when you meet, then it all changes. She will push you away, eventually. She often flirts with several boys at a time. Everyone loves Liberty until she screws them over. She

Liberty Marie Law is a fun, trustworthy person.

by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 10, 2014

Godwin's Third Law

Formally Stated Godwin's Third Law is: For every mention of Godwin's Law, there will be an equal and opposite negative reaction. The statement means that in every interaction on the internet, where there is a pair of opposing opinions a reverence to Nazism or Hilter will be made, followed by some reference to Godwin's Law ; immediately followed in turn by a reference of Godwin's Law (see Godwin's Second Law) and then inevitably a further remark, usually made by a third party stating that Godwin's Law does not apply or that any mentioning Godwin's Law is somehow shouting down the argument . With each level ofassertion Godwin's law the BS level grows exponentially.

Third Party: Godwins "law" is really just an internet trend. It is NOT an actual law, nor is it part of actual debate or logic.
Forth Party: Ha ha! Godwin's Third Law - you lose.

by DaveSmith2013 August 29, 2016

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021