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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
mugGet the Bus sockmug.

thump sock

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.
by grizzlybare November 4, 2013
mugGet the thump sockmug.

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults
Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks
by Librose January 1, 2020
mugGet the sock daddymug.

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018
mugGet the Mustard Sockmug.

Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
mugGet the Poop Sock Gambitmug.

Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess

A Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess is a wonderful person. They know when to lift you up when you fall down and will always be there for you. Never let go of a RGSD and especially never betray one. Although they can be nice that’s only when that person deserves it. You make one mistake- RGSD will make you feel physical and emotional pain like you’ve never felt before. Once you lose their respect or trust it’s very very difficult to gain back.
“Man, don’t be so uptight. Let go and live a little- be a Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess once in a while.”
by Penelope The Wise January 17, 2018
mugGet the Raw-Gem-Sock Donguessmug.

Sock it to me

An Indian god that was known for the guardian of the wolves
by T dells December 19, 2018
mugGet the Sock it to memug.

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