toe socks 

Socks that have a separate compartment for each toe (like gloves for your feet).

I wear toe socks in the winter to keep my feet extra warm.

toe socks by Jackuyee June 11, 2006

indian sockpuppet 

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.

I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.

indian sockpuppet by MrHobbit October 15, 2009

orange socks

The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why normal people have to wait longer to find someone.

The world is like a drawer full of socks. None of the socks are matched up with their match. Now, their are dozens of normal looking regular white socks in the drawer; however, it is hard to pick up one white sock and quickly find its perfect match. However, if there are two bright orange socks in the drawer too, it is really easy to match them up. Weirdos can find each other because they are like the orange socks. Normal people who can't find a mate shouldn't feel bad, they are simply a white sock.

Mark: "God! Raymond and Jenny are getting married. They are like the weirdest people in the entire world! How can they find each other, but I can't find anyone!?!?"
Sam: "It's because they are orange socks, dude!"
Mark: "Oh yeah... thanks man. It's cool because I'm a white sock."

orange socks by Marilyn Beale June 21, 2009

Hobo socks 

Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.

Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.

Hobo socks by Brendan Davidowich January 14, 2008

socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad

1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."

socking by drKarling July 2, 2004

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008

Socket 

Uptempo beat that resets every 8 or 16 bars

Smoke held that Socket for like 20 mins. straight.

Socket by D-Roc March 11, 2003