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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
Escort shower by nasheedb January 31, 2021

bridle shower

A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.
If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
bridle shower by QuacksO February 23, 2021

Gordon Shower 

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Gordon Shower by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower 

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
Gordon Shower by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Mouth shower 

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"

trucker shower 

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.
"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."
trucker shower by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021