Dick Ninja 

Dick Ninja (n.) - A person who disappears without a trace in such a way or at such a time as to be a real dick.

(v.) - The behavior or action of a dick ninja.

(see also D.N.)

Tom disappeared from his best friend's wedding early to watch a football game - what a dick ninja thing to do. He really Dick Ninja'd his buddy. (or he really DN'd his buddy).

Dick Ninja by 222R222 September 9, 2011

Fruit Ninja 

Gay Asian

Yo Chan Li over there lookin like a fruit ninja lmao

Fruit Ninja by joegarc1 August 16, 2020

ninja vanish 

When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.

I got laid last night, but i didnt like her so i pulled a ninja vanish.

ninja vanish by Darkrage December 27, 2007

Ninja 

Verb: To go somewhere, especially if one must leave a group of people to do so.

"Sorry guys, I have to ninja off to class now."

"Yeah, Sam and I ninja'd into town last night, we felt like some beers."

Ninja by Chishie March 23, 2007

grass ninja 

A person of Latin decent shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other lawn and/or garden care weapon. Often sighted neighborhoods driving trucks with some form of lawn service sign on them. Commonly used as a racial slur.

Those *amn grass ninja's need to learn english.

grass ninja by Blindey August 28, 2007

ninja fart

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

ninja fart by deezo May 9, 2005

ninja poof 

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

ninja poof by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009