Born at home

1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.

2. When your friend is being a spoon.

I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?

I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."

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Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

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Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

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uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.

damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?

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A person or thing that chooses to stay home when allowed access to go outside.

Chris is a stay-at-home-junglefreak because he chose to not go out with his friends.

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A person or thing that chooses to stay home when allowed access to go outside.

Chris is a stay-at-home-junglefreak because he chose to not go out with his friends.

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This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

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