Golden bat 

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

Golden bat by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

Golden necklace 

In sex, it's like a pearl necklace, but with pee, instead of semen.

I gave her a fine golden necklace last night.

Golden necklace by MastaBaba March 29, 2015

Golden delores 

A golden Delores is the act of allowing a woman to urinate on your entire body, specifically a woman over the age of 65, after which, she also wrings out her adult diaper on you

Scott hates going to his grandmothers house for the holidays because she always tries to give him a Golden Delores.

Golden delores by Thethreemustakeers33 May 17, 2016

golden chick

The best god damn chicken on this earth. Chick-fil-a ain't even close and nobody fuckin with that kfc anymore. Golden chick is love, golden chick is diabetes.

Golden chick is next level compared to gods cum.

golden chick by MelodicDIck March 1, 2017

Golded 

when a skinny Russian fag is tamed in the ass by a short, fat, gay Jew with no money and a gay brother who he also fucks.... the skinny Russian likes this a lot. The fat Jew gives the skinny Russian a hickey in the middle of this

Stevo was golded by Brad

Golded by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Golden Ticket 

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

Golden Ticket by Anamar March 31, 2017

Golden Grenade 

1. A sexual reference for when you fuck a girl, cum, or don't, keep fucking- until the point at which you urinate inside of the condom. The condom then explodes inside of her and you pray to God she is too traumatized to tell anyone otherwise your life is over with.

2. Pissing in a water balloon and hitting someone with it.

I was so piss drunk I let a golden grenade go off while I was fucking Megan in my car last night. I had to block her number after that.

Alright boys, we got 150 water balloons, but that might not do it, so I got a whole barrel of golden grenades ready in case you need back up.

Golden Grenade by bzamarron12 May 9, 2017