pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts

After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.

by James G. November 1, 2003

balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.

"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."

by darwinator January 25, 2010

Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

Stank balls

when your ball sack smells from exercising and not washing the sweat and nut cheese off

"man i forgot to take a shower after practice now i got stank balls"

by Goldphish April 24, 2010

8 ball

verb. To send someone an invite to play 8 ball pool on imessage when they want to talk about something

I tried to ask her what was wrong but she 8 balled me

by TheVoicedFlame November 25, 2018

Old balls

Refers to a College senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in rarer cases) 5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.

"Man! I can't believe Farbo is going to live in next semester!"

"Yeah man, he's Old Balls.."

by Internet video master July 13, 2006

ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009