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alphabetical accuracy

Backcuracy: How good you are at operating a vehicle in reverse.
Hackcuracy: How often you "hit da nail on da head" in da sabotage department.
Jackcuracy: (1) How straight and level you get da lifting-device for changing your flat tire, or (2) how good you are at tossing/catching a small ball and spiky playing-pieces.
Knackcuracy: How well you know/perform a particular skill or ability.
Lackcuracy: How expert you are at NOT doing/possessing something.
Mackcuracy: How good a big-rig driver you are.
Additional examples of "alphabetical accuracy" include:
Packcuracy: How neatly/efficiently you load and/or store items.
Quackcuracy: (1) How well you imitate da vocalizations of a duck, or (2) how successfully you convince gullible bystanders of da legitimacy/efficacy of your snake-oil concoctions.
Rackcuracy: (1) How well you assess da status/quantity of merchandise on a display-frame, or (2) how correctly you predict/estimate da size, shape, appearance, warmth/softness, etc. of a gal's boobs.
Sackcuracy: (1) How well you estimate da contents of a bag, or (2) how closely your guess when someone is gonna be given da boot from his present employment.
Stackcuracy: How good you are at piling up items without their falling over again.
Tackcuracy: (1) How closely you estimate da stickiness of a particular adhesive, or (2) how correct you are regarding how well a pushpin holds up an object.
Trackcuracy: (1) How good you are at maintaining good records, or (2) how efficient you are at staying on da rails when shunting freight-cars.
Whackcuracy: How often your palm "lands on target" when swatting someone's butt on his way past you.
Yackcuracy: How valid da content of an extended monologue is.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
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AlphaRyu is an awesome guy, all around. A good friend to everyone he meets, deserves all the support in the world, even when his mind is wrongly (VERY wrongly) telling him otherwise. He also gotta join the church of metal, so he can become the formidable thrash metal frontman he is also meant to be. The Metal Priest always can spot talent when he sees it! Always!
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Alpha Male

Alpha Male is a term that refers to a male/angry/Chihuahua. Alpha Male can also be called a Party peener. Party Peener’s are specifically found in gyms near a bar and/or daycare.
What’s wrong with you Chihuahua?”
“ He’s a Alpha Male/party peener “
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alpha

alpha is someone who is dominant and who is strong. Alphas sleep in ovens and drink piss.

you are a beta if you do not sleep in an oven and you do not drink capybarra milk.
sensai is such an alpha.. sensai keeps an capybarra in sensais locker and drinks its milk.
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Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits
This lama spit on me like alpaca
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Alpha male

If you believe they exist you definitely aren’t one
Alpha males are strong and powerful 😡💪 Females and anyone who isn’t an alpha male must submit to me 😡😡💪
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