Alabama Aqueduct

Whenever a person with a penis is sitting on a toilet to shit, then while trying to pee, proceeds to shoot piss out between the toilet seat and toilet.

Bro, Chad's toilet is so big, I pulled an Alabama Aqueduct last night.

by Bdawg420210 December 13, 2025

Alabama Ass Chaw

Throwing a Zyn up the brown starfish for a pick me up.

I was dragging till Chad gave me an Alabama Ass chaw. Now it's time to Roll Tide!

by Saban's finest December 17, 2025

Alabama Spitoon

The act of spitting your dip spit into a woman's vagina (preferably someone in your family), after coitus she will need to do a handstand for easy acess.

Last night, mary-sue let me do the Alabama Spitoon on her after we got done hooking up. I love my sister.

by EvilDuck706 December 30, 2025

Alabama Barker

When you have sex with a relative (cousin, sibling, etc.) in the doggy position.

Gave my cousin the Alabama Barker last night.

by CassiaLethe January 5, 2026

Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.

Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

by OSUCharger January 7, 2026

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003