A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.

Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.

Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon

Wagon by Embawemba100 October 12, 2022

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Wagenmaker

The definition of someone rolling down a hill in a wagon while shitting their pants leaving a brown trail behind of shit. They also tend to be drunk while doing this.

person 1:"yea so anyway about that party this weekend-..... JIMMY WHAT THE FUCK?"
Jimmy:"IM GONNA GO WAGENMAKER!"
person 1: "JIMMY NO!-"
Jimmy: "WEEEEEEEEEEEE- *CRASH*"

Wagenmaker by ENDER_MUFFIN October 20, 2022

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Wagged

Aussie Slang for skipping school

"Yesterday I wagged"

"That's killer!"

Wagged by HoldenVTCommodoreWagon2000 October 22, 2022

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