Carrot Top Ripped 

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

Carrot Top Ripped by 2304 Nation October 22, 2008

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

Tube Top Titanics by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009

Muffin Top Pop 

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

Muffin Top Pop by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010

Chest-top 

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

Chest-top by Buckified February 26, 2011

Booffin top 

A muffin top; but for ones boobs.

Ho brah! Dat chick get one MEAN Booffin top!

Booffin top by Guy with too much Side Boob May 14, 2011

cupcake top 

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

cupcake top by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

drop-top kompressor 

A Kompressor is a type of car by Mercedes-Benz. There is a convertible version which was called a "drop-top Kompressor" in the song Favourite Things by Big Brovaz.

Buy me Gucci dresses and drop-top Kompressors.

drop-top kompressor by Beetle86 May 31, 2012