John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.

Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO

by johndeVairo December 17, 2019

John,Hawkins

John hawkins is a short black boy that wears fake yeezys but he is lit and very lit and he is very thick he love Mexicans and they love him but he sometimes annoys them he is a cardi b lover he is her #1 fan

John,Hawkins is super thick nice ass and thighs girls and boys look at that ass whoa that ass is thick it’s hard not to look at it makes u very hard

by Whiteboycash11 May 5, 2019

Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

John Pesce

100% full send. He got so much cash he's cashed out. Have pulled triple crowns and grand slams. He run this shit.

John Pesce got so much cash.

by Heckleton Fleckleton June 9, 2018