Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.

"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016

Miami Steamer

When you take a hot shit on someone during a sexual act on the beach in southern Florida.

Dude, this girl gave me a Miami Steamer last night and it couldn't have felt better.

by Urbancharotte17 January 10, 2017

Strawberry Steamer

a woman standing over their partner, removing a bloody tampon, and slapping it on their partner's chest repeatedly. Must leave marks.

"Mary gave Bill a good ole' Strawberry Steamer when aunt flow was in town, Needless to say, they had to change the sheets afterwards."

by Fiddy One Cent August 19, 2017

Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018

otter creek steampipe

When your bitch lays on her back in a hot tub or in the bath tub you straddle her belly and have a diarrhea shart.

Damn I messed that bitch up when i gave her a surprise Otter creek steampipe

by BillyBobGoatMan February 17, 2017

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

steam

When its mad heads on one L and one person keeps taking one too many pulls.

"ayo money, it's puff, puff, pass!!! why you keep steaming?

by Baby Harlem October 22, 2006