Shit Sandwich 

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.

I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.

Shit Sandwich by Al Pow January 15, 2010

shit sandwich 

a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!

no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!

shit sandwich by michael foolsley February 26, 2010

cockmeat sandwich 

When a man named Lamar from the Bay Area puts his penis in a marinaid or sauce that is then used to flavor any type of meat. The resulting dish is extremely delicious and irrestable. It can not be recreated by anyone other than Lamar himself.

It doesn't have to be a sandwich.

Yeaaaah, I want some of that cockmeat sandwich, it's helllllla gooood.

cockmeat sandwich by Yadidameng December 26, 2010

roast beef sandwich 

the well had portions of a chick's fuck hole the hang after a long ball session. Much like meat curtains

dam I banged her so hard it looked like a roast beef sandwich when I was done.

roast beef sandwich by J.F. February 12, 2003

turd sandwich 

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

turd sandwich by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006

Seattle Super Sandwich 

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.

Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.

Seattle Super Sandwich by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007

Turkey Sandwich 

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

Turkey Sandwich by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008