brown-rule
The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.
brown-rule by Parvez April 17, 2006
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Lads Rule
Used on occassions when only few people are awake at the end of a night. Those people are allowed everyone else's left over beers as this comes under 'lads rule'. If anyone refuses to give up their beers you only need to say lads rule and they have to give them up.
"We're doing all nighter so we get all the beers"
"What? No!"
"Lads Rule."
"Oh, okay."
End of conversation.
"What? No!"
"Lads Rule."
"Oh, okay."
End of conversation.
Wikipedia Rule
References the general theory that when a Wikipedia user is on any given Wikipedia article the user is never more than 6 clicks away from something directly related to sex, either through related articles or text-embedded links.
*Note: 6 clicks is a conservative number, in everyday practice the average required number of clicks is lower.
*Note: 6 clicks is a conservative number, in everyday practice the average required number of clicks is lower.
Wikipedia Rule example link paths:
Starting article: William Howard Taft. 1>Serial Killers. 2> Sex.
Starting article: Brooklyn Bridge. 1>Pedestrians. 2>Health. 3> Reproductive Health. 4>Pregnancy. 5>Vagina.
Starting Article: Manganese. 1>Pigment. 2>Cosmetics. 3>Human Body. 4>Male Reproductive System.
Starting article: William Howard Taft. 1>Serial Killers. 2> Sex.
Starting article: Brooklyn Bridge. 1>Pedestrians. 2>Health. 3> Reproductive Health. 4>Pregnancy. 5>Vagina.
Starting Article: Manganese. 1>Pigment. 2>Cosmetics. 3>Human Body. 4>Male Reproductive System.
Wikipedia Rule by Siddarthan October 2, 2010
Speeder Rule
Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.
Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)
Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"
Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"
Bro #2: (removes shirt)
Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"
Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"
Bro #2: (removes shirt)
Speeder Rule by badkyle July 22, 2011
Boyfriend Rule
When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.
Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
Boyfriend Rule by itisathing December 20, 2015
nobody steps on it rule
When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
nobody steps on it rule by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008
The Ketchup Rule
The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
The Ketchup Rule by Jwn Cmaffi December 17, 2008