Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

Busting nuts

Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!

U thot boi. Busting nuts is hard to do sometimes, so use a grenade when necessary

by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020

pre nut

When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.

Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.

Tom: That sucks bro.

by Judge105 May 23, 2016

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

stomach nut

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible

"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"

by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008

kleg nut

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004