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cunt flap

The flaps on a cunt,loose meaty flesh over hanging either side of a womans bits and bobs
jesus she's a right slapper, the cunt flaps were hangin off her
by steve head May 23, 2006
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Cunt head

A derogatory term used to describe someone who's head you'd like to rip off. Someone who lets their kids down all the time. Someone so unreliable and false you'd like to skewer their eyeballs with hot knitting needles. A lying, moody, wannabe gangsta sack of shit.
Have you rung cunt head yet to see if he's having the kids?
by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008
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cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.
"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."
by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008
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Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!
by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009
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joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)
(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"
by Mr. Wogg December 30, 2006
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Cunt tiger

A guy that hunts for girls all the time, always searching for a new girl to screw. That guy that will hit on any girl as long as they've got themselves a snatch. The one at parties that tells stories about how he loves his poor sick grandma.
That guy down the hall is a complete cunt tiger. Hooked up with me and texted my friend the next day. Now he's sitting in the bushes in the park watching girls.
by brilliantbitch October 5, 2009
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Cheesy Cunt.

A unsanitary vagina, one which smells like rotten cheese.
Scaby and filthy.
by Blue Cheese cunt February 18, 2011
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