Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

a crackhead prostitute who eats xanaxs for fun.

Chris needs to stay off da crack,.

by 999shii February 20, 2020

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Chris burr

A nice guy

Chris burr is the nicest guy in the world.

by Smkeking June 20, 2025

Chris Brookes

Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.

Chris Brookes is amazing

by JVentura415 May 20, 2021

Chris

hes so hot and awesome

Will C: Chris ur so hot
chris: I already know that

by will_xd May 22, 2021

chris

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!

molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”

by a-sheisty March 16, 2022