Lucarion's definitions

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Pearl Harbor

In reference to a toilet. Due to the fact that most toilets are white like pearls. Also hinting toward the fact that harbors are surrounded by water meanwhile toilets are filled with water.

Example 1. "Dude, I just docked an aircraft carrier in Pearl Harbor."

Example 2. "OMG! I need to get to the bathroom soon, the Japanese are about to bomb Pearl Harbor!"

by Lucarion March 13, 2011

Skuntoekerut

A Skuntoekerut is a person (usually of the female sex) who cannot be classified as just a Skank, Cunt, Hoe, Hooker, or a Slut. Thus, mashing all the words together to create the Skuntoekerut.

Dude did you see that chick? Yeah she was a total skuntoekerut!

by Lucarion September 6, 2010