Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

Dad's fun box

A tank.

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.

by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 9, 2017

DAD

She got that WAP I got that DAD. We be da balance

...First said by Crank Lucas

DAD= Dry Ass Dick

by King ADG September 14, 2020

no dad

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020