Parker

A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers

Hey son, you don't want to end up like parker here

by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022

Packening

The Packeing the most fierce competition of the modern era.

Once a Year Date 23 Jan - Feb 6th annually

Slater lost the 2021 packening

by JoseNLoose January 29, 2022

Peckercarditis

PECKERCARDITIS

Gaining an extra muscular layer on the male glans after getting the Jabb, resulting in a permanent stiffy.

Ever since Henry got the Jabb he’s embarrassed to wear his speedo at the local pool, because of his peckercarditis.

by JREffect December 11, 2021

parker

parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.

oh look there’s parker I should go hug her

by total.baddie.42069 December 15, 2021

Parker

Guy who likes Bleach and Sword Art Online.

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.

by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021

Parker

He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.

Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute

Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long

Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag

by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022