pre nut

When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.

Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.

Tom: That sucks bro.

by Judge105 May 23, 2016

Busting nuts

Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!

U thot boi. Busting nuts is hard to do sometimes, so use a grenade when necessary

by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020

Joe Nuts

First name Joe, last name Nuts, middle name unknown.

“Joe Nuts”

Person 1 - “have you heard of Joe”

PERSON 2 - “Joe who”

Person 1 -

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Rough Nuts

A response or exclamation for when something bad happens or when an unpleasant event occurs.

It can be used as a personal exclamation or a response to someone else's misfortune.

Guy 1: Damn, I just broke my glasses.

Guy 2: Rough nuts, dude.

by dannyarcher April 7, 2011

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

kleg nut

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

stomach nut

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible

"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"

by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008