Monkey Gun 

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

Monkey Gun by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Monkey Buccaneer 

When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.

Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?

Monkey Buccaneer by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 11, 2021

Monkey Cannon 

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

Monkey Cannon by ComZhora March 18, 2021

Monkey Jon 

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

Monkey Jon by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

monkey butthole 

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

monkey butthole by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

Monkey D. Dragon

Dragon is Luffy’s Father and the Son of Monkey d. Garp (Known as Luffy’s Grandpa). Hes birthday is in October 5. Voiced by Hidekatsu Shibata (Toei Animation), Bryan Massey (Funimation) Hes the Leader of the Revolution army which is aimming to take down the World Government. Dragon is known as the “World Worst Criminal”. He is mysterious. Hes from the anime called “One piece”. Most people know that Sabo (Luffy’s Brother) Is in the Revolution army with he's father. No one knows too much about him.

Monkey D. Dragon is so cool!
Monkey D. Dragon saved Luffy.

Monkey D. Dragon by imactuallysocoolsorry April 4, 2021

monkey mike 

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

monkey mike by The mins April 14, 2021