by liamgrady03 May 12, 2020
Get the National Luke Bilo Day mug.Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
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Alexis Luke is someone (especially a man) who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous.
by LukasMorphy June 10, 2021
Get the Alexis Luke mug.A wholesome person who really just wants to have a great time with his friends and make them feel important. They are fun to be around are really inclusive,now ain't that wholesome. They are the type of person that you can call at 3am and they will answer and help you out no matter what, a real good person and friend to have
by LONELYGHOST September 4, 2021
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And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.
by kickandamiss December 20, 2021
Get the A Luke mug.March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!
Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!
by Keembaby March 23, 2022
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