swift half 

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

swift half by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003

Fuckbuddy and a half 

More than a fuckbuddy but not quite your official boyfriend/girlfriend. You can date them or just hookup. And it's probably not exclusive.

Victor and I like to hang out in addition to sex. I guess that makes him my "fuckbuddy and a half."

Fuckbuddy and a half by Papisicle April 9, 2010

Stevie half shagged 

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

Stevie half shagged by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019

Fail and a half 

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.

Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

Fail and a half by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010

dickhead and a half

An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"

Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!

Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic

dickhead and a half by dickweed432 May 23, 2016

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

I get half by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

too smart by half 

To be "too smart by half" (also common is "too clever by half") is to be too smart for one's own good, meant either literally or ironically. As an idiom, it is usually sarcastic. The phrase has a wide range of potential uses; for instance, it can mean:

1.) Something so complex that it's self-obfuscating.
2.) A seemingly clever action that is in fact foolish.
3.) Logically accepting something as necessary that isn't.
4.) Overanalysis.
5.) Elitism (see ivory tower).

--"Those Harvard scholars are too smart by half."

--"What a dumb idea; I tell you, that guy is too smart by half."

too smart by half by GBAAD May 3, 2006